{"id":174,"date":"2022-09-06T22:02:23","date_gmt":"2022-09-06T22:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/?p=174"},"modified":"2022-09-06T22:02:25","modified_gmt":"2022-09-06T22:02:25","slug":"prison-life-bonus-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/2022\/09\/06\/prison-life-bonus-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Prison Life &#8211; Bonus Story"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As in true Sammi fashion, shit that happens to me I cannot make up\u2026. years ago the MDOC decided that they were going to take away our razors for shaving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, the only thing we&#8217;re allowed to buy for hair remover is Magic Shave for men of color beards &#8211; $3.50, or Nair for woman $7\u2026 well, I kinda let it get a bit long down there, so come time to &#8220;shave&#8221; I decided to trim a bit with the scissors prior to removal. So there I am trimming my garden, with the only scissors we&#8217;re allowed to purchase\u2026 blunt tip kid sciccors\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m working my way from top to bottom when, BOOM, the scissors snap right in half, right there, in the shower stall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I look down and to my complete disappointment, now my vagina is left with a mullet\u2026short on top, long at the bottom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, I was stuck like that for about two more days, until I got to my store, and Naired the rest of the shit off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As in true Sammi fashion, shit that happens to me I cannot make up\u2026. years ago the MDOC decided that they were going to take away our razors for shaving. Now, the only thing we&#8217;re allowed to buy for hair remover is Magic Shave for men of color beards &#8211; $3.50, or Nair for woman [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[24,23,17],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prison-life","tag-huron-valley-correctional-facility","tag-inmate-blog","tag-prison-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":175,"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justiceforsammi.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}